I just tripped across a very funny article about a US television cook who seems to create all sorts of abominations. The commentary is funny and the pics and vid are great illustrations.
It's very much in the vein of some of those astoundingly bad recipes you can find on places like recipezaar (alongside the good ones) and other sites.
The link in the above article to the foodnetwork no longer works, so here's the YouTube version. We are ready to frost!