I used to like it when Spring arrived. But this year I've had enough. The milk tastes foul at the moment. In the tradition of psychological separation from the provenance of food, I demand that my milk taste yummy all year round!
My coffee tastes like grass! Ewwww. Instead of a caffè latte, I have a caffè verde di erba. Icky. My espresso con un po 'di latte is now an espresso del prato. Ugh. For the last month I've been buying one bottle of milk from each supermarket in the hope of guaranteeing that someone's cows have been fed nice, regular, neutral industrial feed! I then mix the yummy and the yucky to achieve something palatable.
So, if there are any cows out there reading my words, please moo your farmer into submission… no more nature! Boycott grass!